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Easily Distracted By Wieners Animal Humor Tee
$28.00heavyweight cotton
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Some people get distracted by shiny objects. You get distracted by dachshunds. This tee is the perfect shirt for proud dachshund owners and anyone who can't resist those short...
Some people get distracted by shiny objects. You get distracted by dachshunds. This tee is the perfect shirt for proud dachshund owners and anyone who can't resist those short legs, long bodies, and oversized personalities. 6.1 oz Heavyweight Ringspun Cotton Garment-Dyed Fabric for a vintage, lived-in look Pre-Shrunk Cotton for consistent sizing Men: order your usual size for a relaxed fit Women: Size down one size for a more fitted look, or order your usual size for a relaxed, oversized fit.
6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun US cotton — preshrunk, soft-washed, and garment-dyed for a broken-in feel from day one. Relaxed fit that runs true to size; the garment dye gives every piece a slightly unique shade.
See size guide for exact measurements.
Free shipping on orders $100+. Ships in 1–2 days after production. Easy 30-day returns — print a label, drop it off.
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. The print is built to outlast the trend.
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What wearers say
★★★★★
MarcusAnimals & Outdoors
"Fits true to size, print is clean, and the fabric has real weight to it. Not a cheap tee."
★★★★★
DanaVerified buyer
"Exactly as pictured. The online try-on sold me — looked the same in person."
★★★★☆
JaredAnimals & Outdoors
"Quality is there. Might grab another in a different Realm to hit the bundle discount."
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