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My Broom Broke So Now I Work Here Halloween Tee
$28.00heavyweight cotton
Drop members pay $22.40 — save 20%
When your transportation fails, sometimes you've just got to get a job. This garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt delivers a relaxed fit, vintage-inspired softness, and a joke tha...
When your transportation fails, sometimes you've just got to get a job. This garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt delivers a relaxed fit, vintage-inspired softness, and a joke that's guaranteed to get laughs all spooky season long. 6.1 oz Heavyweight Ringspun Cotton Garment-Dyed Fabric for a vintage, lived-in look Pre-Shrunk Cotton for consistent sizing Men: order your usual size for a relaxed fit Women: Size down one size for a more fitted look, or order your usual size for a relaxed, oversized fit.
6.1 oz, 100% ring-spun US cotton — preshrunk, soft-washed, and garment-dyed for a broken-in feel from day one. Relaxed fit that runs true to size; the garment dye gives every piece a slightly unique shade.
See size guide for exact measurements.
Free shipping on orders $100+. Ships in 1–2 days after production. Easy 30-day returns — print a label, drop it off.
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. The print is built to outlast the trend.
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★★★★★
MarcusSeasonal
"Fits true to size, print is clean, and the fabric has real weight to it. Not a cheap tee."
★★★★★
DanaVerified buyer
"Exactly as pictured. The online try-on sold me — looked the same in person."
★★★★☆
JaredSeasonal
"Quality is there. Might grab another in a different Realm to hit the bundle discount."
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